Ridiculous Signs

"Barya lang ang natitira sa kaha"
(only a small amount is maintained in the cash register)
"Wala sa istasyon ang susi ng kaha de yero"
(key to the safe is not available on site)

How's this for a funny explanation of gas station owners pleading robbers to keep off their gas shop? I have seen this a number of times whenever we gas up and has never ceased to make me think how ridiculous this poster is. This display is placed outside the cashier booth.

I would of course understand the desperation of the management and they would really do anything to emphasize their point. It's still funny if you ask me.